“Daily observation: More often than not, when someone is telling a story, all I can think about is how I can’t wait for them to finish so I can tell my own story, which not only is better but more directly involves me.” -Reader’s Digest
“If you have the choice between humble and cocky, go with cocky. There’s always time to be humble later, once you’ve been proven horrendously, irrevocably wrong.” -Kinky Friedman
